Nothing Sacred - A Divine Comedy

"Shades of Douglas Adams..."

Meet Earl Grey, a luckless, small-time newspaper reporter with delusions of mediocrity. So far, Earl's pre-mid-life crisis has consisted of a nasty divorce, a dead-end job, and a shit-ton of psychological baggage leftover from childhood. So the sudden news of his appointment as Media Liaison for God Himself was less than surprising - just another typical day in hell, complete with panic attacks, self-doubt, and 5 a.m. wake-up calls.  

           It's 2005, and the Almighty's earth-shattering arrival in Phoenix, Arizona, has ignited worldwide debate. Found near death in the Arizona desert, this elderly, foul-mouthed, eccentric, dressed in Armani is admitted to the psychological ward of the Phoenix General Hospital. His only demand? To relate an urgent message to the world via one hand-picked human being. And, to the considerable surprise of all humanity, that human being was Earl. 

           Earl Grey, atheist by nature, cynic by trade, is forced into interviewing this alleged God and relaying His words to an anxious global press. Earl's staunch disbelief and staggering lack of enthusiasm are evident from minute one, that is... until the miracles begin. 

           It isn't long before Earl realizes his sudden access to universal power comes with great danger and temptation. Over seven frantic days, he is catapulted from one perilous instant to the next, ever deeper into a Who-Is-It mystery of biblical proportion.

As for John Doe, could this peculiar, bedridden man really be God? Or perhaps something far more mysterious and utterly unexpected? 

            With the very survival of humanity at stake, Earl must uncover the truth about John Doe before time on earth runs out. That is... if time ever existed in the first place.